Apr. 29th, 2005

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What is a cat?

1. Cats do what they want to.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats.


What is a dog?

1. Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They are great at begging.
8. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
9. They leave their toys everywhere.
10. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.
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Are you expecting some funny story about a blond moment? Sorry - I'm just talking about the fact that for some reason when I take pictures with my digital camera I come out looking like a red head. Even if I have lots of natural light and the picture clearly shows my hair as blond on the camera when I transfer it over to the computer it looks much darker and closer to red. And my eyes can look as blue as they actually are (well, they're actually blue with a ring of gold around the pupil so sometimes they look green - depends on what I wear.) on the camera but on the computer keep looking closer to brown. I took this picture in the kitchen where there is lots of light and still had the same problem. Okay, here's me without any makeup guys - prepare to be frightened. ;)

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